Komaja viccei

1. What do you say, if somebody scores in football in Asia?..................... Mongoal
2. What’s the name of the place, where only women live?......................... Amazone
3. Which letter is in connection with ethnic minority?................................. Gyp c
4. What’s the difference between the small bus and the big bus?............... The big bus is greater than the small bus
5. What’s the figure of T-mobile?............................................................. The pink panther
6. How do you call the fragrant entrance?............................................... Dedoorant
7. What’s the name of the magic gate?..................................................... Dumble Door
8. How do you call the Hungarian homeless people?................................. Nothing, you just sent it away
9. Why do you put the police man to the bookshelf?...................................... Because there's its place
10. What’s the gender of the internet?............................................................. E-male
11. How do you call the pair of the Indian?................................................ Wine two
12. What helps to the computer repairer..................................................... the operating system
13. What’s the name of the flat Japanese?.................................................. Flat Lee
14. How do you call the Polish fantasy world?.............................. Poohland
15. What’s the name of the Mongol goalkeeper?........................... Oliver Khan
16. Which was the first vehicle in America?................................................ The Columbus

Idézetek KoMaJa első (remélem nem utolsó) vicc könyvéből)

• Kik laknak a ház romjaiban?
  Törmelék
• Hogy hívják az artista lovat?
  Akropata
• Mi lesz a buszból, ha nekimegy a falnak?
  Rom-busz
• Mi jön létre, ha a jóllakott gyógyszerésszel beszélsz?
  telepatikus kapcsolat
• Hogy hívják a kövér görög embert?
  Akháj (személyes kedvenc)

Remélem ezeket még nem írta ide.